Wyattism

Our youngest is a witty one, he says the funniest things, here are the 3 most recent one.
1) Tonight at dinner as he and Ty were fighting about who is the smartest (now Ty is 3 years older, but Wyatt still thinks he is the smartest) anyway Ty ask Wyatt to spell "nacho cheese". In all seriousness Wyatt begins...
"n a c h 0 space (yes he said space) then y o u r space c h e e s e."
Taylor and I looked at each other and Taylor said "Wyatt did you just spell nacho your cheese?" We all started laughing, I hope you all know the joke about "not your cheese." too funny!

2) Last week 5:45 am I am getting ready for school and Wyatt is always awake with me, he ask me out of the blue.
"Ok a dumb kid and a smart kid are playing in your yard. Who is to blame?"
Now this one has sparked some debate among all we have asked, I said the dumb kid maybe he didn't know better. Wyatt says "the smart kid is to blame, he is smart and should know that is a bad idea?" What do you think?

3) We were waiting for something and Wyatt says "Pick 0 or 100." I say "50" Wyatt says that is not allowed "only 0 or 100." So I pick 100 and then Wyatt says, "Too bad, you die, you picked 100 shark bites." What the heck, I think if I had picked zero he would have said too bad you picked 0 breaths or something like that. I was laughing too hard, he definitely keeps me on my toes.